Look, I know you're pissed about the ice caps melting and the destruction of the rainforest and all the other ways humanity is destroying you. But most of us are really sorry about it, and we're doing what we can to fix it. It'll take a while, planet Earth, but there are good people committed to the cause of keeping our home from being completely inhabitable. Who want nothing more than to make you happy.
So there's no need for you to act out the way you did yesterday. Really, that was quite immature. And don't be telling me that it was just your way of sticking it to those parts of the country that were snowed in. Because we both know that isn't the case.
In short, Earth, believe me when I say that we're doing what we can.