By the way, I'm totally in love with Chez Miscarriage right now. Go read it. Then volunteer to have her babies.
I'm like five minutes away from doing it, I swear to God. And my ova, the campus paper would always inform me, are worth serious money. Blonde hair! Blue eyes! Non-smoker! 1430 combined on the SAT! A family history of high blood pressure, thyroid problems and heart disease!
Oh, wait. Scratch that last one.
I just wish my own life were that entertaining. Last night I read comic books and caught up with my email. Oh, and I went to the drugstore. I bought new body wash and leave-in conditioner and lipstick and pink-lensed sunglasses. I'm looking forward to using some of these things when I get back from the gym tonight.