Thursday, July 08, 2004 By the way, I'm totally in love with Chez Miscarriage right now. Go read it. Then volunteer to have her babies. I'm like five minutes away from doing it, I swear to God. And my ova, the campus paper would always inform me, are worth serious money. Blonde hair! Blue eyes! Non-smoker! 1430 combined on the SAT! A family history of high blood pressure, thyroid problems and heart disease! Oh, wait. Scratch that last one. I just wish my own life were that entertaining. Last night I read comic books and caught up with my email. Oh, and I went to the drugstore. I bought new body wash and leave-in conditioner and lipstick and pink-lensed sunglasses. I'm looking forward to using some of these things when I get back from the gym tonight. God, I'm boring. But my ovaries! Fantastic! | permalink blog • archives • photos • about • contact This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License. All content © 2004.