Wednesday, November 10, 2004 The Christian Right loves tiny babies Tiny babies are freakin' adorable. They're small and fuzzy-headed and make cute cooing noises when you pick them up and rock them. I mean, look: Who WOULDN'T want one of these, no matter the circumstances? You'd have to be crazy! Right? Everyone loves tiny babies, I know. But the Christian Right must love them MUCH MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE. Why else would they put the rights of unborn fetuses above the women who just want to choose when they'll procreate? Oh, man, the Christian Right and their love for tiny babies. Why else would pro-life druggists refuse to give out the pill? Why else would a "faith-based gynocologist" be head of the FDA's Reproductive Health Drugs Advisory Committee? Why else would Texas approve abstinence-only health textbooks, despite having the nation's highest teenage pregnancy rate? It's the tiny babies. Cute tiny babies. Cute tiny TOTALLY WANTED babies. What kind of psycho wouldn't want a cute tiny baby, after all? Beats me. | permalink blog • archives • photos • about • contact This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License. All content © 2004.