I know, I know! Where have I been? The answer is "in the black hole where Internet went to die." My phone line is down in my apartment and thus I live off faulty stolen wireless and trips to coffee shops. This would normally enable me to focus on my writing, except that I've been falling asleep at 11:30 and failing to be a human being.
Plus, our last Mayday movie made it to YouTube. So you can watch my crappy-ass cinematography and the fine acting of my friends now! Whenever you want! Enjoy our subtle sleep-deprived genius! And remember, the not-too-distant future is just WEIRD.