Look, if you were going to climb Everest, one of the scariest and most dangerous things in the world, and the night before your ascent you found a small shop at base camp that was selling copies of the latest Us Weekly, you would BUY THAT SHIT at any price. And you would read it cover to cover. And you would be damn happy.
Anyone want to invest the Everest Base Camp Newsstand? Great return on your dollar, I'm sure.